The final draft of the Jack Uzi Calendar is at the printer, getting a proof done, so there’s just one week left to preorder or reserve your special date. I’ve received some incredible new images from The Mighty One (our fearless director) and used some of those instead of some of the originals (don’t worry, all your favorite cast members are still there, plus one more!). I’ve also added some cool international, cultural, and UN holidays, plus a few parodies. Anyone who can make a correct list of all the fake holidays gets dinner with me at the restaurant of your choice. I realize this may dissuade some of you from buying a calendar, but hey, nobody says you have to make the list!
Don’t be like this guy! Order now!