After a top-secret meeting with officials within the organization, a new, open channel becomes available for activities within GGNS. (Of course, GGNS is fictitious and does NOT exist, and even if we did, we wouldn’t tell you.) As the priority files codenamed as “Episode Zero” and “Episode One” approach their date of disclosure, this blog will become the source of all factual public information about THE ADVENTURES OF JACK UZI. Ask your questions here, but do so politely to avoid detention by our agents.
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PS: If you see this man, take his picture without being seen and send it to us at this address. The first verified photo that we receive will be rewarded.